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Joke of the Day

"How do pigs talk? Swine language"

"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."

"What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? The election year."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired"

"what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!"

"So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is ""inappropriate"""

"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"

"[quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*"

"If I were an astronaut, I'd want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don't want to take the risk of actually going into space."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black."