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Joke of the Day

"Took my wife away for our anniversary since it wasnt enough for her just to be married to God's gift to every female organism on the planet."

"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"

"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""

"Guess What? Chicken Butt."

"Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodandtight"

"At jury duty they said, ""You do not have to be fluent in English."" So what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent."

"Justin Bieber is going to Hillsong Church conference. We'll see if they make a believer out of him or if he make Beliebers out of them."

"I hope the all-female Ghostbusters reboot proves once and for all women are as equally out of ideas as men"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."