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Joke of the Day

"If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?"

"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."

"My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, ""I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."""

"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."

"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is a prime number and those are pretty intimidating."

"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"

"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"

"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"