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Joke of the Day
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is a prime number and those are pretty intimidating."
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"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."
"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."
"If at first you don't succeed...."
"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"
"I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle."
"All I want for Christmas Boy: I want a brother for Christmas. Santa: Send me your mother."
"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"
"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."
"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"