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Joke of the Day

"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."

"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."

"I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"

"No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me."

"Your mama is so fat... Her alphabet is the KFCs"

"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"