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Joke of the Day

"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."

"Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated"

"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"

"My girlfriend would never propose to me. She doesn't have the balls."

"I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It's on its last legs now."

"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."

"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."