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Joke of the Day
"Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing."
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"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""
"What happened when Canada got rid of the penny? Canadians became *penniless*"
"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""
"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"
"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."
"A heads up to girls on Facebook .. if your status says ""single"" and your profile picture is you with your cat - Well then no fucking shit"
"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"
"Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un uf."