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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"

"FOX HOLE Q: What's it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality."

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"The boss at work is forcing us all to use the toilet only at designated times. It's my turn to go now.. I don't need this shit!"

"Why is Time a whore? Because she fucks everybody."

"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't matter if it's Visa, MasterCard, or American Express."

"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"

"Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times."

"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."

"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"