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Joke of the Day
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
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"Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?"
"Which president was famous for his long pauses? Ellipsis S. Grant."
"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."
"Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes."
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."
"You're momma so fat... When she watches sports she roots for half off Papa John's."
"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume? He wore a pointy hat underneath."