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"what does an 80 year old woman taste like? depends.."
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"What did the fish skeleton say? Long time, no sea."
"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."
"I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22."
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."
"Why do people carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas cant walk."
"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."