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Joke of the Day

"What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."

"The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise? Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!"

"Hipster sushi restaurants only serve eye rolls."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."

"What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum."

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"

"My kid is singing ""Mac-n-cheese"" to the tune of ""Stand by Me."" You guys just tried it, didn't you?"