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Joke of the Day

"The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren't going to see me 7 more times before then."

"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."

"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"

"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."

"I hate circles. They're pointless."

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I almost had a threesome last night, All I needed was two more women."

"Black ice is just like regular ice... Except it's a better dancer..."

"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."