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Joke of the Day

"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."

"What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."

"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."

"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."

"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"

"I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition... I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came..."