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Joke of the Day
"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."
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"[first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there"
"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""
"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"
"Did you hear about the newlyweds who mixed up the lube and window putty? All their windows fell out"
"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"
"Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit"
"Watts a homonym?"
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"