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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when there is an inconsiderate weather phenomena at an EDM concert in Dubai? Darude Sandstorm."

"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"

"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. Doctor"

"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"

"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."

"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"