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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"
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"I said to the wife, ""I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today... ...but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' ""."
"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."
"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"
"I saw a chameleon the other day ...Lazy Fucker"
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."
"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"
"Two reasons I won't give money to homeless people. 1. They're probably just going to buy beer with that money. 2. I'm going to buy beer with that money. Edit: changed for to with."
"If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game."