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Joke of the Day
"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."
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"[interview] What's your greatest weakness? ME: Probably avoiding tough questions Can you elaborate on that? ME: Oh hey look at the time!"
"Which antivirus program does a pirate use? [Avast](http://www.avast.com/), ye mateys!"
"What did one Pencil say to the other ? Your looking Sharp!"
"Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total."
"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."
"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."
"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."
"What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc."