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Joke of the Day

"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."

"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais"

"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."

"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"

"What kind of drugs do ducks take? The snort quack."

"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."

"With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too."