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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between frat guys and dogs? A dog has a better understanding of no."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"
"An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar"
"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."
"I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. ""I haven't decided yet.""."
"I try to teach my mom something new everyday Because apparently you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"
"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"
"I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean."