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Joke of the Day

"I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean."

"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"

"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."

"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"

"What's the best part of living in Alabama? You don't live in Mississippi."

"My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic. Jokes on him. I don't have a roommate."

"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."

"I'm trying to be more daring. Like I'm not smoking crack or stripping, but I diiiiiid just eat an unwashed strawberry so..."