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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
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"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."
"Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice."
"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"
"I don't know why people call Donald Trump inexperienced He used to remove black families from their homes all the time."
"How do her parents punish Helen Keller? By leaving the plunger in the toilet."
"What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind? Oh, the huge-manatee"
"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"
"An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets."
"I almost got hit by a car today, but due to a swift maneuver I was able to not get hit. It was a Dodge."