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Joke of the Day

"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar 2.honey 3.flour 4.egg 5.1/2 lb butter 6.stir 7.pour into pan 8.preheat to 375"

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"

"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."

"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""

"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits."

"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "