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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah."

"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""

"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"

"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"

"How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon."

"In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds."

"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'A' lmao"

"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"