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Joke of the Day
"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."
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"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"
"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."
"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."
"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"
"I'm putting off having kids mainly because I'm not ready to be 9 months sober."
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."
"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."