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Joke of the Day
"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."
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"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."
"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"
"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"
"I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face."
"I like my beer like I like my woman Without a fucking dick in it. Fuck you Amy, fuck you"
"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."
"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."
"So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening."