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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ^I ^am ^so ^sorry"
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"I hate it when I'm trying to make money and someone greases the stripper pole."
"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"
"What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods."
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"
"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."
"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"
"Let's talk about pre-mature ejaculation real quick. Ok, all done."