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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an escort farts? A prosti-toot"
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"Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down... I guess you could say... it was a ""high-steaks"" scenario."
"I hate how politically correct the world is becoming... No longer am I allowed to say ""black paint."" Now I have to say ""Tyrone can you please paint."""
"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."
"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"
"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""
"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"
"Me: Are you still wearing pajamas? Go change. 4yo: *Goes upstairs *Comes down wearing different pair of pajamas"
"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"
"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."