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Joke of the Day

"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."

"ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water"

"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success."

"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."

"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."