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Joke of the Day

"Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock."

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."

"I guess you can call 2chainz... A master debater... ( )"

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."

"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."

"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she."

"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."