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Joke of the Day
"What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust."
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"A black man and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. What hits the ground first? The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose."
"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"
"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"
"This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be."
"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"
"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."
"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
"Gay porn is so funny, I can't keep a straight face while watching it."