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Joke of the Day
"Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker? Because he is."
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"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"
"The three different types of rooster What does a rooster say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a crazy rooster say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a Gay rooster say? Any-cockle-do"
"Its amazing how much power a simple clipboard can wield. Today I fired my boss. What could he say? I have the clipboard."
"Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute"
"Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."
"I sprayed Taylor Swift's new perfume on me then started writing a five page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby's."
"Judging by how all of these ladies tweet about cucumbers I'm pretty sure size does matter because I never see them tweeting about carrots :("
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... It was tense."