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Joke of the Day

"The three different types of rooster What does a rooster say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a crazy rooster say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a Gay rooster say? Any-cockle-do"

"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."

"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""

"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"

"[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes"

"Instead of ""In God We Trust"" written on our money, we should have ""In Money We Trust"" written on our bibles."

"Don't include me in your ""baby name suggestions"" group text if you're going to ignore my ideas. Pubert is a lovely name for a boy or a girl."

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello from the other side."""