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Joke of the Day
"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"
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".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."
"HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money."
"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""
"Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention."
""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."
"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"
"A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar."
"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"
"I'm straight, but I'm not ""wouldn't spoon with George Clooney"" straight."