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Joke of the Day

"HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money."

"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."

"I almost forgot. Happy 4/20. Lets not waste time, lets smoke weed."

"Pants Up Don't Loot"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""

"I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home."

"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"

"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"

"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."

"A job interview. What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think."