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Joke of the Day
"My greatest talent is being able to watching 5 years worth of a TV shows in one week."
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"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."
"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."
"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"
"I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost."
"Last time I went through Canadian customs and they asked me if I had anything to declare, I said, ""You guys make great maple syrup!"""
"I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts. Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0"
"[couch shopping] Wife: Eh, you married to it? *a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn't notices the couch's wedding ring*"
"why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here"
"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."