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Joke of the Day

"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""

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"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"
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"Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel"
"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"
"Doctor: ""Good news you passed your hearing test!"" Patient: ""HUH"""
"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
"One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!"
"""So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards."" ""And?"""