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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini."

"What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!"

"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"

"Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system."

"""I ate thoup before it wath cool."" - Hipthter"

"People are like traffic lights You have to judge them by colour"

"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"

"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."

"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold and bitter"