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Joke of the Day
"""Update the force, Luke"" Adobe Wan Kenobi"
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"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"
"What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !"
"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."
"What is the difference between a cop and a box of chocolates? Nothing. They'll both kill your dog."
"TIL that someone in the UK gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor guy."
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""
"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"
"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
"[creating animals] God- I want an animal with 2 humps Angel- And a cute face? G- Yes.. And make them spit at humans A- LOL G- LOL"