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Joke of the Day

"[Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza"

"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"

"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""

"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner."

"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."

"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."

"I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001"

"99 errors in code on the wall 99 errors in code Take one down, debug it around 107 errors in code on the wall"

"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."