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Joke of the Day
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
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"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."
"Country Music Album My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland."
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"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."
"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
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"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"