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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"
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"Kadala of Diablo 3"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*"
"News: IKEA pledges 1 billion euros to help slow climate change. But knowing IKEA, it will take forever to put the money together."
"Eat* a big** bowl*** of Cheerios****! Part***** of any healthy****** breakfast*******! [please read warnings and disclaimers carefully]"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers."
"Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? Because it was ripped."
"*Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!"
"Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents."