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Joke of the Day
"I used to go fishing with Skrillex... but he kept dropping the bass :("
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"TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush."
"What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs..."
"Hey, thanks for making sure ""Nazi"" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them."
"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."
"Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a ""gym."""
"If Trump is elected president... He will be the first billionaire to move into government housing after a black man."
"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"
"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"