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Joke of the Day
"My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support."
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"Having a British girlfriend is tough They always leave you."
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"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."
"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."
"Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!"
"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."
"At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"""
"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"
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