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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy."
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"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""
"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""
"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."
"Everyone on reddit seems to want a secular Turkey... My fat ass just wants a succulent one."
"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."
"If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt"
"I was on a date last night and the girl said my breath smells like fire. I said, ""yeah, I ate my mixtape."""