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Joke of the Day
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."
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"I just farted & my dog looked at me like i asked her a calculus question"
"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."
"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"
"Lew Schneider on Sunblock We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It's SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out."
"Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?"
"It always amuses me when I see tweets from people clearly using words they don't understand, thus making themselves look aerodynamic."
"Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it."
"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"
"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."