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Joke of the Day

"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"

"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"

"Q: When Do You Hurt a Midget? When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!"

"I'm sexually attracted to biceps. Does that make me biceptual?"

"A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title Rio Olympics"

"Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM."

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid."

"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."

"The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked ""What are you doing with your life?"" ""I'm up."""