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Joke of the Day
"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."
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"Here, let me loosen those morals for you."
"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"
"I've just found my iPhone autocorrects ""cunt"" to ""Cynthia."" Which means somewhere in Steve Jobs' past is a woman with one HELL of a story."
"What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table."
"What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!"
"FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food."
"Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"You don't love Dunkin' Donuts coffee, you love heavy cream."