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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders to ban Oral sex if he becomes president.... ""It's the only way I can get reddit to stop sucking my dick"" - he said."

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."

"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"

"What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries? Putine..."

"What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!"

"*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out."

"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""

"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy"

"makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife"