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Joke of the Day
"So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day... WAY too much sauce on everything."
Next Joke
"the moon is a man because if it were a woman... We would have blood moons once a month."
"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"
"I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep."
"Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal? Haulin' Oates"
"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"
"A blond is driving to DisneyLand... She sees a sign saying ""DisneyLand left"" so she turns around and drives home."
"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"
"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."
"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."