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Joke of the Day

"I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car. But they're having trouble installing windows."

"How to annoy ISIS Call them Daesh"

"HER: [walks in wearing lingerie] See anything you like? ME: I don't think that will fit me."

"A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws? - Yes - Do you have chicken wings? - Yes, I do - Do you have pig's head? - Sure - You must look really funny then"

"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."

"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."

"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"

"Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible"

"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."

"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."