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Joke of the Day

"Two bananas are relaxing on a river bank... When a turd floats by. The turd shouts over. ""Come on in the waters great."" One banana turns to the other and says. ""Do you believe this shit."""

"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"

"""A Vegan...like Mr. Spock?"" ""No mom...that's a Vulcan."""

"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."

"Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn't counting calories."

"What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire :)."

"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."

"Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."

"Wall, you may have ears but you're pretty useless without a mouth and eyes, aren't you? Wall?"

"Why are girls like rocks? You skip the flat ones."