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Joke of the Day

"If you tell me my life would be SO much easier if I'd organize everything, I swear I will stab you with a fork. As soon as I find my fork."

"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""

"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"

"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"

"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."

"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."